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I fuckin' love celebs me! I love listening to rich cunts winge and moan about how difficult their fuckin' lives are! How they've had to cope with alcohol and drug addiction is very interesting. I mean it must be fuckin' terrible living in a huge seven bedroomed house, driving to work in a new Merc every day and getting home to read mail from people who adore you while your maid scratches your balls and makes your dinner. Fuck me, poor fuckin' bastard celebrities. I'm glad I don't live their lives. It's proper ace gettin' up at half six every morning, working hard all day, gettin' home to do housework and surviving on minimum wage, knowing you aint had a holiday in nearly four years, you've got fuck all left to spend after paying all your money out every week and just as you've managed to save a couple hundred quid (which took nearly a year!) the fuckin' washing machine breaks so you have to buy a fuckin' new one!!! Yeah, I love celebs. Here's some drawings I did of my favourites... |
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Harold n' Roy off Cora Man, I fuckin' love these two fuckin' misfits more than I love picking wax outta my ear n wiping it on unsuspecting ginger haired people on the bus. I don't care if Hayley was once a man. I'd still slip her the hot beef injection... |
| Eminem eh? I used to fuckin' love this guy, but now he aint got fuck all to winge about he's lost his fuckin' edge. |
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Oh dear oh dear! The fuckin' Chuckle Brothers! These guys still make me laugh to this day. Even though I've been watching them do the same routine, making the same jokes for the past 18 years I still think they are funny as fuck! God bless these two geeky mother fuckers! |
| I'm a Hulkamaniac, me! Say what you want about the Hulkster, but there aint no denying the mans a fuckin' legend. When thinking of legendary people most will think of Martin Luther King, Winston Churchill, Albert fuckin Einstein etc... not me. I think of Hulk Hogan, The Big Boss Man and Andre the Giant! Call me a geek if you want, but I will suplex you and then hit you with a flying elbow smash. Cunt! |
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Me? Wank at drawing? you might have a point! This was meant to be 50Cent yet it looks more like a cross between Nelly and Craig David! I spent fuckin' ages doing this one, but when I finished I leant back to admire my work n' thought "Fuck me! Looks fuck all like him!!!" but seeing as I'm lazy I put it on the site anyways as I cunt be arsed to redraw it! |
| Steve O & Knoxville A lot of my snobby, gimpy friends say that Jackass is immature and pathetic. These people bore me to my very core and I believe they would rather go to watch fuckin' ballet or an opera or some other lame shite! The simple fact is Jackass was a fuckin' reyt program n' anyone who says otherwise is a fuckin' miserable beeeeeatch who doesn't understand how much balls it takes to try n' eat 40 raw eggs! |
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I piddy da fool who don't like mr.T! I know I've said it before, but Mr.T is a fuckin' genius. I strongly believe he should become the US president. Fuck all those other pussies like Clinton, Bush n' Kerry (what kinda name is Kerry for a fuckin' bloke anyways?!) Mr.T would fuckin' track Bin Laden down n' bitchslap the vulgar taste outta his gob! |
| Anthony Ka-wots his name The Red Hot Chili Peppers. One of the few bands to make it through the years without going soft. I fuckin' love this band more than I loved SnoopDogg before he seld his sole to the fuckin' Devil and teamed up with Justin Timberflake! The first time I heard that song I was so shocked I actually fell into a coma for nearly a year. I awoke to realise that rap has now lost it's edge! Sad time. Who's Snoop gonna team up with next? Britney Spears? Backstreet Boys? Charlotte fuckin' Church? Maybe he could do a duet with Boy George! |
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Ron Jeremy One of the few men with a cock bigger than mine! Nice mullet too... |
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R.I.P Seth Armstrong Emmerdale Farm. T'was once a great show. Then Seth died. Now it's wanker than Family Affairs! |
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